Keegan's Funny's

Within the last few months we have had very little to laugh about, but Keegan is always one to keep us laughing when times get really stressful.

Funny #1: Keegan . . .1 2 3 Draw
Keegan's Meemaw bought him a cowboy set a few weeks ago with a hat, holster and two cap pistols. Keegan and his Papa had been playing with them the whole evening long. At this time Keegan was playing with his pistol in the kitchen while Papa was holding the other pistol down in the den. Keegan was standing on top of the stairs looking down into the den while Papa was sitting on the couch when Papa said, "Keegan, 1, 2, 3 . . .draw", and Papa drew his gun. Keegan, being 2 almost 3, proceeded to bend over with his pistol and draw on the floors with it. Just goes to show you that you have to pay attention to the context to figure out what is meant by what is said.

Funny #2: Booger Nose
We were going to dinner one night with the inlaws and Keegan started picking his nose. I told him to stop because his finger would rot off. He then showed me the "nub" finger that we show him all the time when he picks his nose. Well . . .I started calling him a little booger and he said he wasn't a little booger, he was a big booger. I said okay, you are right, you are a big booger. Then I told him he was a little booger when he was a baby. At that point he asked me if since he was a booger, did he come from my nose.

Funny #3: Chasing Girls
I guess this one really isn't as funny as it is cute. He loves the song "Chasing Girls" by Rodney Atkins. He took his guitar out just now and walked with it, holding it like an expert, and performed "Chasing Girls" in front of everyone. It was really cute.